If I had a penny for everything I love I would be rich.

April 19, 2014 1:00 pm

like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

(Source: stayproud-littleowl, via castielwillavengesherlock)

11:30 am

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

(via cannnibalisticsandwich)

April 18, 2014 8:30 pm
"why are you so shy"

literally the dumbest question to ask a shy person ever (via n-ephthys)

(Source: surealists, via enochiandirtytalk)

7:01 pm
misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

strawhatgracey:

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw…LOLOL
"Ermmm…what do I do with this???"

i laughed way to hard at this

HUMAN
HUMAN WHAT DO I DO
I DON’T WANNA FRIGHTEN IT
BUT I NEED THIS PAW
I NEED IT FOR BATTING AT STUFF


*laughs herself to tears* Oh, what a darling!!! AHAAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

strawhatgracey:

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw…LOLOL

"Ermmm…what do I do with this???"

i laughed way to hard at this

HUMAN

HUMAN WHAT DO I DO

I DON’T WANNA FRIGHTEN IT

BUT I NEED THIS PAW

I NEED IT FOR BATTING AT STUFF

*laughs herself to tears* Oh, what a darling!!! AHAAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

(via fuck-i-lost-my-misha)

5:41 pm

chiarashipseveryone:

Headcanon: Tony starts to rebuild his armors after what’s happened to Steve

5:30 pm

all-four-cheekbones:

doorlord5ever:

all-four-cheekbones:

So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour

You mean his aracnobatics?

You win best response.

(via fuck-i-lost-my-misha)

4:48 pm

chiarashipseveryone:

Superhusbands + kids

4:43 pm

ka-kang:

short/ dark brown hair/ big gorgeous eyes

badass

totally Steve’s type

4:41 pm 4:01 pm